cock smeller

A female or male bitch that doesn't trust their sexual partners fidelity and questions it to the point of wanting to smell his cock to make sure it doesn't smell like pussy.

My wife doesn't believe that I was chillin with the boys earlier. So I made her suck my cock. Now she's a cock smeller and a cock sucker! 🐓 😤 and 🐓 🍭

by JoeyBomm May 9, 2020

KFC Cock

To obtain the legendary item we call the KFC Cock, you would need to go over to one of the famous KFC restaurants and sneak into the kitchen area and quickly twist the knob on the fryer. After you do that, you should see the oil should bubble rapidly. Then whip out your greasy midget choad and sink it into the bubbling heap of disgust. Sure you might scream but who isn’t into BDSM? Anyways after you do that your cock should be very crispy and crunchy. If you want (If you didnt get arrested) you can feed this snack to your girl and let her munch away on this chicken nugget. (Or guy if your into that gay shit no homo tho.)

Bobby: Yo I fed my girl a KFC cock and she loved it.
Random African American: Nigggaaa yo dawg whaaat the fuuuuck yo head ass cock cracker.
(Translation: Oh really? I bet your pp is gone. But I bet that tastes good, you mind if I can have a bite?)
Bobby: Sorry I don’t speak Russian.

by Dumb Subject October 22, 2018

Cock whistling

When you when you are trying to take a piss, but nothing comes out, so your cock starts to whistle

I was trying to take a piss, but when nothing came out, I started cock whistling

by Murklebobep February 27, 2015

Cream of The Cock

A term for the sexiest man or the man with the biggest cock in a group(or field) of men.

Jake: Dude, why are all those girls all over Sean?
Justin: I don't know dude, maybe he's the cream of the cock.

Jane: I heard he has a big dick.
Jessy: Big isn't even close to describing it, he's the cream of the cock!

by GaryRidgeway April 19, 2013

Cock Doctor

A cock doctor is a qualified wanker, who pulls himself for a living and is far worse than an everyday wanker. They do this naturally and constanly in their behaviour and think that other people are eating up their bullshit. Cock doctor's are egocentric and unaware of themselves.

A guy winking at his own reflection....COCK DOCTOR!

by Mishka81 February 5, 2010

cock dozer

the active form of a cum bucket. a girl who fucks through one cock after another. usually while drunk .

That girl is such a cock dozer. She goes from flirt to fuck in during the same drink.

by targeteer November 1, 2013

Cock Space

The space between one man's cock and another man's cock. If said space becomes shorter than a known standard, this is known as a violation. When in doubt, go back to back with guns.

Man A: "Do you mind if i stand facing you with less than 2 inches between our cocks?"

Man B: "That sir is a violation of cock space. No thank you."

Man A: "How about if you and I go back to back with guns?"

Man B: "Right on."

by Oats1987 June 11, 2011