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trump periods

A term use to describe the worst periods in existence. Trump periods are typically when periods that never end, have big chunks, cramps to when your curled up onto the bathroom floor crying and when your favourite crack that’s supposed to save you is unavailable. When someone is on a trump period run for your life, but leave the candy, blankets, painkillers and tampons at the door. Trump periods, like trump himself, are awful, painful, disgraceful and most of all, horrendously large and obnoxious
1: she’s on her trump period leave her alone

2: what’s trump period ?

1: A term use to describe the worst periods in existence. Trump periods are typically when periods that never end, have big chunks, cramps to when your curled up onto the bathroom floor crying and when your favourite crack that’s supposed to save you is unavailable. When someone is on a trump period run for your life, but leave the candy, blankets, painkillers and tampons at the door. Trump periods, like trump himself, are awful, painful, disgraceful and most of all, horrendously large and obnoxious

2: shit.
by anonymous333333333 November 2, 2020
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Trump lawyer

Low quality legal representation.
Never bring a Trump lawyer to an attorney argument.
by OccasionalReader May 16, 2018
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Trump Cave

A place filled with an orange gremlin and his deranged fanaticals. A common place the gremlin goes after he's defeated. Smells like hamburders, diet coke, and fake tan spray. You know you are close when you hear their cries of "FAKE NEWS!"
After the Gremlin, who bragged about his great skills was defeated, he hibernated in his Trump Cave for 3 weeks, with nothing but his cell phone and golf clubs.
by Wickonis Parable January 27, 2019
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Trump-over

I'm sorry your dad needs to take care of his thinning hair better, but your dad has a Trump-over.
by Crim Guy August 26, 2018
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Donald Trump

an orange thing that needs to be thrown out at the start of november.

and is also the first thing that comes up when you search up ‘loser’ on twitter.

ps. this already happened and now he wants to leave the us and go to scotland before joe biden becomes president but the prime minister of scotland won’t let him fly in, saying that ‘golf should be no excuse to miss a tradition’
someone: what is something that needs to be thrown out at the start of november 2020?
someone 2: a pumpkin?
someone: no, Donald Trump.
by harrysgayvodka January 5, 2021
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Donald trump

Omfg why is Donald trump president
by Yass queen 👑 December 6, 2020
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Joe Trump

Sniffing a woman's hair while giving her a reach around!
It's best to Joe Trump your wife while doing the dishes.
by CDDIV June 21, 2021
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