Skip to main content

max hartman

a very famous, attractive, hot, sexy, quirky, edgy teen. has a very unique slightly seductive & sexual cigarette and 60s/70s/80s vibe. always wear heavy dark smudged eyeliner with dark mascara. practices witchcraft. is kinda weird. is an aquarius. often spotted at graveyards and abandoned churches. is not very talkative. has almost no friends. is hot.
max hartman radiates such aquarius energy but he is def a cancer rising
by badb111 June 9, 2021
mugGet the max hartman mug.

cisco-maxxing

If a person cannot stop yapping about cisco protocols. The person is usually a nerd and also invested in linux.

He got 50 000 servers in his basement.
A: Bro do you want to drink and drive?
D: No, I cannot stop cisco-maxxing to these children.
A: Let me think about it
by Pi-tscha February 6, 2025
mugGet the cisco-maxxing mug.

Max

He’s a dick and gets you into all kinds of trouble, but he’s the best friend you’ll ever have and always has your back
Man, max got me sent down to the office again, we have detention together though so it should it be fun
by Wuzzie Crunch June 2, 2020
mugGet the Max mug.

Max

Max is black
by Frank green hater 123 October 21, 2023
mugGet the Max mug.

max

He has a giant Dick ngl when he bangs my mom she fuckin disappears
max : lets fuc
mom : ahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahha yesir
by sexy sempai November 30, 2021
mugGet the max mug.

Max

by Krinkedinkel April 15, 2020
mugGet the Max mug.

max headroom garment

Refers to any upper-body article of clothing (i.e., blouse, t-shirt, nightgown, etc.) that has sufficient "excess looseness" in front of the wearer to allow someone's else's head to be tucked up in underneath so that said person can snuggle his/her head against the wearer's bare chest without the garment's having to be removed.
Snuggly guy: I love how Tiffany wears such a loose PJ top to bed; it's a really awesome "max headroom garment", in that I can easily slip my head underneath the hem and nuzzle up to her boobs while we sleep, even when it's too chilly in the bedroom for her to sleep "topless".
by QuacksO June 21, 2017
mugGet the max headroom garment mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email