The act of clasping your hands and wrapping them around your loved one's neck while showing them unconditional love and affection at inappropriate times of the day.
by Charlie_foxtrot9 April 5, 2016
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2: you mean monkey whipper on the urban dictionary?
1: yea him.
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2: you mean monkey whipper on the urban dictionary?
1: yea him.
3: IM THE MONKEY WHIPPER!
by mokney whipper April 20, 2022
Get the monkey whipper mug.A T.V. videographer. Named so by press still photographers for their willingness to take creative liberties with journalism, i.e. having people do things and act a certain way just for the camera. The results of their actions are not journalism, just acting performed for free by unknowing subjects under the pretense of news.
I was standing with the other photojournalists at the political rally taking photos of people acting naturally, and then the video monkeys had to come in, egg on the crowd, and have them fake-cheer for the camera.
by ThatOnePhotog February 5, 2009
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by Fortdespair February 18, 2017
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Security Guard: "The alarm is broken can we phone some monkey to fix it?"
Alarm Monkey: "It's 2am in the morning!"
Security Guard: "We don't care! we found your name under Alarm Monkey, now fix it ...."
Alarm Monkey: "It's 2am in the morning!"
Security Guard: "We don't care! we found your name under Alarm Monkey, now fix it ...."
by Timmeh609 June 15, 2011
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