toilet paper money

code word for Crack money

"Don't worry bout it, I'll be right up there with your toilet paper money"

by bri_nic23 June 12, 2009

cookie jar money

Money made via male prostitution specifically eating a woman's cookie.

Randy: Hey Jim are you still going to the bar with us tonight?

Jim: That's right Randers I just got myself a little cookie jar money.

by Mitties September 26, 2017

lol swag money

the perfect phrase to use in any awkward situation or if you don’t know what to say

ugly boy: i really like you
girl: lol swag money

by lol swag money December 7, 2019

magic money wall

ATM Machine, A place to withdrawel money from!

I need to go to the Magic Money Wall before I go to the casino.

by Nikki, told to her by BOB D. from Chandler May 30, 2008

cash money cash

This is paper money. People rarely see it anymore but it still exists. You should not get it in your eye or anywhere vulnerable to disease as it is generally dirty and tainted. When it is new and crisp, it is razor sharp.

My bank ate my debit card so I had to go cash money cash spending this month.

by SlimShadiest May 18, 2017

Dumb Money Music

an artist that makes music of which the content is SHALLOW and (sorry to say) influences the majority of the minority and makes a major income due to the positive feedback from the demographics.

Why are the youth of today so dense?

Its that Dumb Money Music, makes you senseless.

by iTelz July 23, 2010

irritable money syndrome

when one is so money hungry that they can't stop them self from spontaneously shitting money all over the place. Constant brief cases, plastic bags and rubber bands will have to be used to contain the massive amount of cash originating from the asshole who is showing signs of the disease.

When one is associated with Andrew Lazar, it is a sure bet that one is experiencing irritable money syndrome.

by joey moneyberg March 5, 2014