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rice burn

A burn so offensive to Asians that it is freezing cold, yet hot enough to singe the rice they collected from the paddy that day. See also: ice burn.
Asian: Hey man do you have any ramen?
Human: No, you are Asian.
RICE BURN
by DUk369 February 14, 2012
mugGet the rice burnmug.

Road-burned bratwurst

When your dick is sweaty, and you get up real fast and it sticks to your thigh, causing painful friction
Dude 1: hey bro, wanna come outside and shoot some hoops?

Dude 2: nah man, I've got a serious road-burned bratwurst right now, can barely even walk
by MaskedCooter November 13, 2013
mugGet the Road-burned bratwurstmug.

burnside burn

Burning a hole straight thru your pants, because you're very intently watching a short film on astroid safety.
Buzz has a Burnside Burn that happened during lunch.
by Becca 79 November 20, 2020
mugGet the burnside burnmug.

Peyton burns

Sucks at skating and had a cute freind name Morgan
by Aydenante October 16, 2021
mugGet the Peyton burnsmug.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023
mugGet the It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morningmug.

Burns

Burnett’s vodka. Cheap plastic bottle bunch of flavors shit.

People only buy this because they really can’t afford alcohol but being sober isn’t an option.
“You’ve got a fake, right?”
“Yeah, want me to grab stuff?”
“Just some burns, original tho.”
by LuckyDal September 26, 2020
mugGet the Burnsmug.

burn

Sorry, I had to burn earlier cause my mom wanted me to come home and water the cactus.
by blink safely please December 13, 2008
mugGet the burnmug.

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