The Van Schwack Law

When the explanation for why something is incorrect takes far longer to say then it does to say the incorrect thing. Like when someone like a guy named Van Schwack calls a false equivalency an apples to apples comparison and the explanation takes far longer than one sentence to explain a one sentence mistake.

Van Schwack,"that comparing apples to apples I don't see the false equivalency"

Intelligent people," oh boy that's going to take a while to explain. The Van Schwack Law told me this would happen. "

by Lark Druid February 6, 2022

best friend law

If this law is called between two people that have agreed they are best friends then the person that calls the law is in a family related, relationship related, love related, school-related, or social related situation. After this law has been called the the opposite person of the one that called the law must help the caller until he/she says the name "Tim McGraw".

I called the best friend law whenever I broke up with my girlfriend.

by George strait and Jones May 31, 2019

Good Law Man

Best exemplified by Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane, until they screwed him out of his pension!

Random Citizen: Roscoe was a good law man. That was, until they voted to not award him his pension.

by EagleAS October 28, 2018

co-sister-in-law

Spouse's sibling's wife.

My co-sister-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Father-In-Law Callisto

A made up person ad thing for urban dictionary

Father-In-Law Callisto Yes

by Α January 24, 2022

great-granddaughter-in-law

The wife of one's great-grandson.

My great-granddaughter-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

Newton's 4th Law

Newton's 4th law states that the uglier you are, the less hoes you pull. It does not have anything to do about gravity, or force. It is simply the fact that the less attractive one is, the less hoes they pull

Man, Newton's 4th Law has been acting upon Jimmy latley. It must have to do with his new haircut.

by BusterBalls4469 March 9, 2022