British officer Slang for when, as a group, you dress in silk robes and attend an evening of group or couple massage with fellow commerades. There is a Mess oil kept for the occasion containing aromatherapy sents such as Eucalyptus and Frankincense, this is distributed by the most senior officer of the group.
We are putting on a Silk Shower event in the Mess on Friday 12th. Please sign up if you are available.
by YouandMe4444 November 23, 2016
Get the silk showermug. A word used to describe the women-take-longer-showers-than-men phenomena. It has never been proved what exactly takes them so long to complete a shower, but one can safely assume that they've discovered the enlightenment described in Buddhist philosophy, i.e. Nirvana.
Person 1: Man, what is taking her so long in the shower?
Person 2: Dude, don't worry about it, she's probably just discovered shower nirvana.
Person 2: Dude, don't worry about it, she's probably just discovered shower nirvana.
by Righteous Thumb August 2, 2010
Get the Shower nirvanamug. When a man, during a shower, inserts a chopstick up his urethra in order to prevent any toxic solvents from entering the penis. This tradition increased in popularity after the Vietnam War due to their water supply being heavily polluted with toxic chemicals, such as Agent Orange.
by fdfsvfdgrtsdvtrgtr August 14, 2025
Get the Vietnamese Showermug. When a VZ-61 Skorpion fires a 20-round magazine empties before any of the brass hits the ground.
Defined by Brandon Herrera in his video about the said weapon.
Defined by Brandon Herrera in his video about the said weapon.
"It's like the Czech Golden Shower. I'm not sure if that's on Urban Dictionary, but I'm sure it's not my description."
-Brandon Herrera, in his video on the VZ-61 Skorpion
-Brandon Herrera, in his video on the VZ-61 Skorpion
by FirewreackerNik4 November 17, 2022
Get the Czech golden showermug. When you have no available shower and you need to shower quick, you hop in a freezer. The cold bombs the stink away.
by SolarXlipse July 28, 2020
Get the Bomb showermug. If yer in doubt about what to bring to a bridle shower, gift-certificates to da local feed-store are always appreciated.
by QuacksO February 23, 2021
Get the bridle showermug. A roundabout way of saying golden shower
friend 1: Hey bro do you want an expensive shower?
Friend 2: Yeah, But what the hell is an expensive shower
Friend 1: here i'll show you *friend one proceeds to give his homie a golden shower*
friend 1: Hey bro do you want an expensive shower?
Friend 2: Yeah, But what the hell is an expensive shower
Friend 1: here i'll show you *friend one proceeds to give his homie a golden shower*
by AriaorAries January 16, 2023
Get the Expensive Showermug.