bastard cake

Noun.
1. an undesirable situation; screwed; dicked over; fucked

Verb.
2. to be put into a bad situation by someone else; to be screwed over by someone
3. to put someone into a bad situation; to screw someone over

"Dude! You drank all my beer when I was gone... see, that's just bastard cake."

by jerkymonkey July 31, 2007

Rectum Cake

This is very simple people. Imagine a sauerbraten, but smelly and with the consistency of any of the following:
-Cheesecake
-Kit Kat bars
-a human finger
-etc (not too hard, not too soft)
Now picture this substance coming out of a homo-erectus' naughty spot (the bung cavity / choco-puddin' zone / rectum / sphinctrum-oreolis).
Finally, imagine this object smelling somewhat like a horse's baby-making-area. If one is unfamiliar with this scent, simply take a whiff after you go choco-potty (dropping the yong'uns off at le pool).

This, my friends, is Rectum Cake

Jordan: 'Mitchell, what's that smell?'
Jesse: 'Yeah it stinks'
Nolan: 'Mitchell tell me you didn't just-'
Mitchell: 'Yep, I made Rectum Cake! Dig in!'
Nolan: Why did you ruin my carpet ?!?!

Michael the Happy Squirrel left the presence of Mitchell due to the spliffage of his Rectum Cake.

by Big Tuna / Timmy the Flying Cat November 15, 2006

Hot cakes

Hot cakes are not pancakes they are ass cheeks. Yep you heard it here boys and girls hot cakes are ass cheeks that most people don't have but think they do.

Black girl :omg I have a huge hot cakes right Claire?
Claire: uhhh no not at all Maddie I have hugh hot cakes.

by Vsco girls are ew August 29, 2019

Bumpy Cake

Bumpy cake is a shaved vagina which has the misfortune to develop razor burn after the pubic hair has been removed.

After she shaved her pussy, it became bumpy cake.

by thelittlestendless July 22, 2011

Cripple cake

a person you love dearly who has somehow crippled him/herself. (I.e broke there leg)

(on the phone)Sally:Bobby you have to come get me i broke my leg snowboarding, im at the hospital
Bobby: k ill b right there
~bobby to sally: Hey, hows my cripple cake !?

by aries:) March 31, 2009

Tori-Cakes

Tori-Cakes is a scene kid from Manchester. Well known for her stunning eyes and amazhing hair. She has a unique style and somewhat defining personality.

"Ohmigawd did you see Tori-Cakes in her bbycks shirt"

by Torrrrrrri June 2, 2009

cake face

When the guy ejaculates on the girl's face leaving his seamen all over her face.

My girlfriends loves when I cake face her!

by :)SexyBitch:) February 21, 2011