Ur Mommmm

“Ur Mom” Is someone that whoops you with a flip flop. Everyone has one. If you don’t then your an alien.

Ur Mommmm Whoops You With A Flip Flop.

by noodlechat November 20, 2021

Ur dad 2 degrees straight

The most catastrophic and devastating insult available. Everytime a mortal mentions this forbidden word, the void approaches earth with greater magnitude

Carl: your'e mom gay
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight

world: suffers hideous injuries

by nigglynigel March 12, 2018

Ur mom

She is probably somewhere eating a sandwich.

Guy: dude omg

Guy2: what bro?

Guy:look! It’s ur mom

…

Guy:eating a sandwich

by Daswatshesed February 4, 2022

ur mom

it means your mother, but it is used at the most hilarious times. funny people say ur mom and if you don't think it's funny then you can leave and remove yourself from this page

What did you eat today? ur mom

by holy mother forking shirtballs March 2, 2022

UR Mom

It is a joke about your mom. It is used to insult peeoples moms. YOU MOM

Your mom lolo

by jessicamuncy December 12, 2022

UR MOM

Its a comeback for .... bacically anything

Person1:i had spaggeti last night
person2:i had ur mom last night

by HEY its me again September 20, 2022

ur mom

A bad and terrible and awful comeback to absolutely everything and nothing.

person 1: ur mom is gay
person 2: you keep my mother out of this, and I'll keep this (point to your own penis) out of your mom's mouth!!!
person 3: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by cokandbalz April 15, 2022