Surf God

The highest level of trapper. AKA 'Serve god' 'Serve Jesus' 'Trap Jesus' 'kingpin'

Low level trapper: "I gottu for dub five"
custie: "mannn come on, surf god plugs me for 10"

by Surf Shkate Shmoke April 1, 2021

Lemon god

This kid who flaunts expensive shit in your face to show he’s higher than you

Has a large following for cairns 😂
People clout chase him but he clout chases people 🤔

Did you see that gay lemon god guy at the party

Name someone with more clout than lemon god

by Joshua keye August 27, 2018

god card

When a christian asks out there crush and he/she/they reject you by saying something along the lines of "I need to get closer to God first" or "I need to go pray to God about this" or "I'm not in the right place with God right now"

Example of someone using the God Card

Person 1: Do you want to go out sometime?

Person 2. Sorry I'm not in the right place with God right now

by Phersson Levi November 29, 2018

god slime

sperm... because its a viscous fluid that "creates" life

Dude, don't get your friggin' god slime on me!

by AwComeOnGiveMeAFragginBreak May 12, 2010

lax god

the supreme all-knowing lord of lax that is the prime example of what lacrosse perfection is

Did you see Logan's stats? He's such a Lax God bro.

by UrbanUrsala December 4, 2015

God Van

The greatest group of people ever!

The God Van is rolling through

by rasputin5000 February 21, 2019

God Job

When someone (normally during gay sex) is given a blow job, a hand job and anal rimming all at once

Person 1: Yo, did you see that twink who just moved into our school?
Person 2: yea, we should give him a god job tonight

by Skyler’s Bf October 12, 2020