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among us is unfunny.
by nonoononononoononnononon February 24, 2022
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They told us not to say anything

Clearly... CLEARLY! Bastards! Bastards all of you! WHO!? WHY!? I spent YEARS doing this and do you know how little it took to convince you to NOT SAY ANYTHING!? "Don't say anything. Don't acknowledge him." THAT'S IT! And at what cost!?
Hym "Yeah!? Don't fucking say anything? 'They told us not to say anything' he says. I mean, it isn't YOUR fault but are YOU FOR FUCKING REAL!? I mean, I know! I know there has to be some kind of agreement but DAMN! THEY!? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO TO ✌️✊️✌️✊️THEY✌️✊️✌️✊️!? I'll give you a hint! It starts with 'NU' and ends with 'KE.' Right after a nice, long, rousing round of torture! Jesus fucking christ man! You're fucking stupid for going along with this. You know that right? All you had to do... Was what Jordan just did to fucking Elon. Except to me. 'I agree it's cruel and unusual. Here's a fucking lawyer.' AND BAM! YOUR KIDS DON'T TO IT TO SOMEONE ELSE'S KID AND GET THEIR FUCKING BRAIN BLOWN OUT! GODDAMNIT GUYS! And now I have to just fucking sit here! And then I HAVE TO KILL YOUR KIDS! Why!? Because you listen to them instead of me! THAT'S WHY! Fucking assholes! Here I go! Force myself to sleep to got to this piece of shit gas station."
by Hym Iam March 8, 2025
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stop killing us

Chant used in demonstrations against excess use of force and the use of dangerous and life threatening practices by the police or security forces. In many cases the "us" is subset of the population for which are the likely targets..
The Black Lives Matter demonstrators chanted "stop killing us" .
by mlhiss June 2, 2020
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Free Use Biteslut

Somebody who is Free Use, but for bites.
Oh yeah, you know Lexi? She's a Free Use Biteslut.
by eiamiso October 3, 2023
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among us

a fun game were have to guess who's the imposter so basicly a imposter will try to kill you with anyone else not knowng so there will someone who will put a emergency meeting so you have to vote who's the imposter if you vote the wrong guy you lose
try to find the imposter in among us
by gamer mode guy October 29, 2020
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missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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