swagtastical syndrome

Its when you get to the point where you have so much swag it turns into a serious problem and you're diagnosed with what is now called 'swagtastical syndrome'

"Yesterday I was told by a doctor that I had been diagnosed with Swagtastical Syndrome."

by Donte Johnson March 21, 2012

ptote syndrome

When you have a disease called ptote syndrome which causes you to restate the elements on the periodic table over and over without your knowledge of you doing it hence the name which stands for periodic table of the elements (p.t.o.t.e) this is a very severe disease caused by having to memorize it for a school project that you get a D- on

That guy jerry has ptote syndrome

by Joeym296 June 12, 2020

Prague-syndrome

When you have met someone at the club that you find attractive and now you can’t get the idea of having sex with this person out of your head. You are now fully dedicated wanting to have sex with this person for weeks and weeks.

Man, it’s been a month and I can’t get her out of my head. I have fallen into the grip of the Prague-syndrome.

by The begrepp-man July 2, 2022

Nigga Syndrome

1. A rare disease caught only by the realest; symptoms include (but are not limited to)

- the massive, sudden growth of one's sexual organs (40% increase in mass and size)

- the ruining of one's speech, whereas those infected are reduced to "ooga boogas"

- increase in strength and endurance

- the darkening of one's skin

Hey, you saw Shawn? He caught the Nigga Syndrome - hear they call that dude "Deshawn" now, and he's actually pretty chill.

by RNDMDK February 27, 2020

Mal Syndrome

Occurs after the age of 30, symptoms include;

- Unable to change nappies or feed children
- Essay size text messages
- Intense self pity
- Can’t see past themselves
- Likes putting women down
- Extremely narcissistic
- Harrasses ex-partner
- Has penis, but is not a man

Mate, it’s time to man up.
I can’t, I’ve got Mal Syndrome.

by Princess Picklebottom May 3, 2019

women syndrome

condition where instead of a cock you have a vagina

wow! i think maddie has women syndrome

by Emorld April 9, 2021

Asperger’s Syndrome

A very real condition which makes social activities more difficult, but does not account for a lack of emotions. Contrary to some people’s beliefs, you can be an actual diagnosed Aspie and be proud of it. It’s not something that all Aspies feel the need to hide, and that doesn’t make their condition any less real.

Jimmy: “Hey, Suzy has said she has Asperger’s Syndrome a few times, so it can’t possibly be true!”
Me: “Cut your bullshit! Everyone expresses themselves in different ways!”

by Laladadasasa January 8, 2019