shit penis

a pathetic asshole who picks on people wimpier than him
he generally has no life or friends
oh, and most people hate him
(sometimes referred to as a 'shitpickle')

dude: god damn! erica is SUCH a shit penis
otherdude; i know! yesterday she stepped on my doritos after her shit penis friend kicked them out of my hands!
dude: what shit penises

by the cooler kid September 27, 2008

Ant Penis

A really tiny penis that can fully complete a cock pushup.

Joe: Check out my ant penis. *pulls down pants*
Jon: Dude its so tiny but look at it go!
Joe: Heck yes! wana see me do a cock pushup!
Jon: MORE THEN EVER!

by sicinfit October 22, 2008

cheese penis

A penis which has not been washed for several days gains a cheese-like texture which emits an offensive odor. See also "ballfunk," "nut funk," or "famundachese."

Eat my cheese penis, bitch.

You better wash that shit before you get a cheese penis.

by colon d February 2, 2003

Niple penis

a penis so small it looks like a third niple

You have such a small dick, it is a niple penis!

by Adam's Friends September 27, 2009

lady penis

the enlarged clitoris of a lady so large it resembles a small penis

Wow! Look at that lady penis!

by lady peen lover February 17, 2009

penis mongrel

someone who hogs all the cock.

Dude your sister is such a penis mongrel!

by DUDE! January 31, 2004

Girl Penis

Girl Penis is like boy penis but with sass

What makes a Girl Penis different from ours?
Like sparkles and probably some glitter and like maybe a sarcastic comment here or there ya know

by Jubes25 November 9, 2018