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Shoe Balls

Shoe Balls are similar to blue balls. One gets shoe balls by shopping for amazing shoes but not actually making a purchase. The shoe balls condition can be compounded by trying on shoes in the store, thus realizing how much pleasure the shoes can bring you if you were to buy them, but ultimately not bringing any shoes home due to time or budget constraints. The shoes act as a major tease and can actually leave an aching in one's heart and soul, and potentially even one's crotch (depending on the severity of the shoe addiction and the price/sexiness of the shoes).
Lindsay visited the Stuart Weitzman shoe store on Fifth Avenue, then went to the shoe floor at Saks, but didn't purchase anything. She left with a major case of shoe balls.
by LindsayM November 4, 2011
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brain balling

I'm just brain balling here but I think it's a good idea.
by unizebra September 10, 2020
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ball brain

When you squeeze your nut sack and your testicles come up together and they look like a brain
by That Asian Bat Wing May 20, 2014
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Cayden ball

Kyle: yo what's up cayden ball
Cayden: what's up cracker?
Kyle: Ya I am pretty white
Cayden: I'm going to steal your bitch
Kyle: thanks shes a total cock block. Is this why they call you {cayden ball
by The savage bulldog May 27, 2017
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Balls to glory

Balls to glory izzy Murphy and sarah feely are bloody fit
by Lordlorf December 7, 2021
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shank ball

The name of a shot in basketball when you air ball, miss a layup, or hit the side of the backboard
Person 1: Oh man, I just air balled it!
Person 2: Hahaha what a shank ball
by Hugarshnucklebee December 20, 2016
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Crispy Balls

When balls are shriveled up to the point of crispy essence.
“You’ve been out in the cold too long” “you’ve probably got crispy balls man”
by Jimmy9923 February 14, 2021
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