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Antioch River Pig

An overweight redneck or white trash female from Antioch, CA or greater East Contra Costa County. Sometimes found in Tracy, Concord or Stockton, CA as well.

May be of white or Hispanic ethnicity. Usually adorned with tattoo's of ex-boyfriends and "baby daddies" and found wearing inappropriate clothing for size and age. Usually loud, obnoxious and confrontational. Commonly mates with African American males as well as Caucasian males who believe themselves to be African American. Often contacted by police and Child Family Services. Commonly abbreviated as ARP.
1) "Oh my gosh Wanda, look at that Antioch River Pig with that skinny ghetto dude." 2) "Did you see that Antioch River Pig stealing nail polish from Walmart?"
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fugly bush pig

by Sommeramaryllis June 10, 2007
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lets kick this pig

Let's get going, let's get started, let's go
by Misslaidy December 28, 2015
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no pig too big

A game males play with their mates while out on the piss. The idea of the game is to score the most undesirable woman.
Wanna play "no pig too big?"

Sure thing, I'm gonna win.
by geezerdk January 3, 2012
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Reverse Pigs in a Blanket

1) RPIB. When a man places his testicles in the middle of a woman's vagina, she covers his testicles with her labia, and then queefs to reveal the testies to the world again.
2) When a man rips the skin of his penis off, reverses the skin, slips it onto his hand, like a glove, and uses it to masturbate.
I asked if she wanted to RPIB (reverse pigs in a blanket) and she laughed. The laugh caused an involuntary queef. Our eyes met, she looked like a wood nymph, and we both knew what would happen next.
by William Bee Cartright February 22, 2011
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when pigs fly

A not so subtle reference to Attorney General William Barr flying all over the world to investigate “Deep State” politics and international connections to it.
Of course it is entirely improbable that Attorney Generals travel all over the world to look into screwball conspiracy theories, but AG Barr has made the improbable come true, so we can now say “when pigs fly” and really mean it!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019
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Pig Shiggy

"Pig Shiggy yourself in a boat on the river"
by WOOKIEE110 August 21, 2008
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