dirty tickle

Elegant colour, rich flavour.

Commonly offered to touts in return for testament tickets.

I'll give you a dirty tickle and a fiver for a testament ticket mate.

by Dirty tickler March 7, 2020

dirty sarpong

a teacher whos a complete wanker and keeps kids for detentions just to nonce on them

my teachers a dirty Sarpong

by dannydevitoishot October 11, 2021

dirty umi

Is when you have to hit the vape while shitting which creates a violent nicotine-fecal matter particle exhilarator which then gets every woman in the surrounding area pregnant with a future elf bar factory worker

“Man the nicotine business is booming recently”
“Yes remember when the city smelt like shit 20 years ago, I did a dirty umi”

by pufflingswine July 8, 2024

Dirty Jenson

The act of inviting a girl over to your house for sexual reasons then hiding from them asking if they can go home because u have never have never even touched a female breast while rigorously pleasuring ur anus while masturbating photos of a man called woody

Guy 1 “i heard they fucked last night“
Guy 2 “no he didn’t he did a dirty jenson“

by woody7192 April 11, 2024

Dirty Vershawd

Getting fucked vigorously in the ass while using the triangle combo in DBZ

I couldn’t win cause I was getting a dirty Vershawd while playing

by Jeniffer atkiss May 1, 2020

Dirty Matisse

A Dirty Matisse is a free gentle spirit that loves to jerk off while watching porn.

Ben was watch porn and started to do a Dirty Matisse.

by BakingSoda22 October 28, 2020

Dirty Saskia

When you let your missus insert large objects in your rectum and let them pop out by themselves.

I Dirty Saskia'd my toaster last night!

by KinkyWinky123 February 22, 2024