Suprise Public Fucking

The process of entering a public or privat bathroom, kicking down the door, and lunging at the person there. Once you get to them, you can preform oral sex on any lower oraface, despite the fact of whatever they're doing on the toilet. Sounds disgusting, has never been atemped before, and only will be by the worst of humanity.

Milly: Mom, why were you screaming?
Jill: Oh, your father gave me a Suprise Public Fucking.
Milly: What?
Jill: When I was in the bathroom, when your father kicked down the door, and started eating me out, even though I'm on my period.
Milly:LOL

by Tiberius Declemont December 28, 2018

Fuck you and your uber driver

When you hate someone so much you also hate everyone who is connected to them, including (but not limited to) Their mom, dad, siblings, grandparents, great grandparents, ancestors, future descendants that haven’t been born yet, their local cashier, and their uber driver

Dumb coworker: Yap yap yap blah blah blah
Me: Fuck you and your uber driver

by kashimofeetlicker November 3, 2025

Plumbo fuck

The act of one person sticking a plunger deep inside ones anus, then flipping it around to suction the booty hole. (Shit may fly around)

I plumbo fucked the shit outta marry last night she shit all over the place.

by Plumbo user January 4, 2021

Fuck bun

The wad of hair a woman gets on the back of her head after a long night of fucking. Created by the back and forth motion of gyrations as she lays on her back. Generally visible when she gets up to go to the bathroom to clean herself or go to the kitchen for a glass of water.

Chad: Kiersten, what's that rat's nest in your hair?
Steve: Nice fuck bun, Kiersten.
Kiersten: Shut up, Chad!

by Burtie & Lady Di August 3, 2018

fuck

it's a no no word and you shouldn't say it or else you'll go to jail and eat vegetables for the rest of your life.

thing 1: help me thing 2
thing 2: what did you do
thing 1: i said fuck
thing 2: you dumbass

by TheBuilder is funny September 9, 2023

Fifty Fuck Flurry

A combination of all 50 state based urban dictionary sex acts where they're all done at a rapid fire rate following up one after another like a big sex flurry, and the sex acts that are involved goes as follows.

Alabama Hot Pocket
Alaskan Firedragon
Phoenix Riot Shield
Arkansas Knuckleball
San Francisco Steam Train
Denver Dripping Donkey Doorknob
Hartford Hot Sauce
Dover Dustoff
Tallahassee Night Train
Georgia Scorcher
Honolulu Handshake
Idaho Potato Sack
Peoria Handshake
Indiana Clown Pie
Iowa Atomic Corn Bomb
Topeka Destroyer
Kentucky Lawnmower
Louisiana Bull-ride
Maine Garden Gnome
Baltimore Blowfish
Massachusetts Slurpee
Grand Rapids White Sauce
Minneapolis Bullfrog
Mississippi Meathook
Missouri Compromise
Montana Monorail
Omaha Hambone
Las Vegas Spatula
New Hampshire Smore
New Jersey Turnpike Special
New Mexico Window Washer
Manhattan Flapjack
North Carolina Headbutt
North Dakota Hot Air Balloon
Cleveland Steamer
Oklahoma Pink Sock
Oregon Mud Puddle
Philadelphia Sidecar
Rhode Island Hotdog
South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk
South Dakota Soggy Taco
Tennessee Log Jammer
Texas Chili Bowl
Mormon First Base
Vermont Maple Tapper
Virginia Hand Jive
Seattle Snorkeler
West Virginia Hand Puppet
Green Bay Butter Churner
Wyoming Prairie Dog

"You ain't ready for the Fifty Fuck Flurry homie."
"You think you can handle the Fifty Fuck Flurry my guy?"
"The Fifty Fuck Flurry ain't for beginners."

by IMassTerBaitDaily July 31, 2025

Shit Fucked

Shit Fucked: Verb , The action of shitting into a condom, freezing it then proceeding to fuck yourself with the frozen shitsickle.

That shits so fucked up it could be considered shit fucked. No Timmy I do not want to be shit fucked.

by Jeffery Edward Epstein May 8, 2022