Jack-off

Noun: A person, either male or female, who wastes a car salesperson's time when that salesperson could be doing something either more constructive or entertaining. Used as the strongest epithet for a non-buyer in the retail automotive industry.

"Would you believe that fucking Jack-off had Johnny test drive him in three cars then left without so much as a writeup!!" Also, "Beat it, you Jack-off!" Frequently shortened to "Jack", such as "What a Jack!"

by daxwes September 19, 2009

sawed-offs

pants that fall between the ankle and knee in length; essentially capri pants for men, made to sound more manly.

guy 1: dude, are you seriously wearing capri pants?
guy 2: psh, no, capris are for women. these are sawed-offs.

by i invented shizam August 11, 2010

whacked off

to get high.

they got totally whacked off last night

by veggiebeef March 17, 2009

Fuck off

A term to tell someone to go away or get out of your business.

Annoying person: who are you texting

You: fuck off

by Fackyachickenstrips June 20, 2018

Beet Off

To throw multiple beets at a house.

He just beet off my house!

by Cindy Chicken Nugget March 3, 2009

I-Off

Similar to a book off, where someone would ignore the person sittting next to them by reading a book, but in this case the person would put their headphones in and listen to their i-Pod instead. This is usually done when the person sitting next to them is annoying them, etc.

Connor was annoying me on the bus, so i gave him the I-Off

by hozz12 April 23, 2009

Off The Crazy

An event or time that was absolutely crazy. Use "off the crazy" when there are no words to describe what happened.

I was in my room with a fine ass hoe, that shit was off the crazy.

When heather and jill split that hoes dome now that shit was off the crazy

I was off the crazy after 10 beers and a bag of dank.

by KP DIDDY January 29, 2009