Bro WTF

When your homie fucks up

Your homie does some dumb shit
"Bro WTF!?"

by HRWells2017 June 13, 2023

Sales Bro

A generalization of a person in the sales industry, especially door to door. Generally seen as hyper masculine (or toxically masculine) and do very little apart from sales, party, and hang out with other sales bros.

I wanted to hangout in the clubhouse but all the sales bros were being super rowdy.

by TheRavn September 23, 2023

Bro Swarm

Any group four or more bros three visible to non bros.

A large group of bros at a sporting event, dance club, etcetera.

"Officer, there was a HUGE bro swarm coming at me and I felt I was I danger and had no other choice but to drive my truck right smack into the middle of them in self defense!” -SE

by Red Fury PDX July 22, 2012

Bro ghosted

When you are ghosted by a bro.

Hey man, I got bro ghosted. Mack hasn’t text me in a week.

by Dak888 March 4, 2019

She-bro

She-bro...a woman or young lady who can hang with the bro's. Probably can kick most, if not all, of their asses. Pulls a bong hit with the best of them. Can shoot and fish while shot gunning a beer. When people see her they immediately think, " Damn...now that's a woman."

She-bro. Use it. Respect it. She-bro.

by dental floss farmer June 6, 2015

Saguar[bro]

A dude or dudette who is part of the sharp, creative workforce in the trendy Scottsdale, Arizona city. The saguaro cactus is his/her mascot because it is an icon of living in the desert where people cannot handle cold weather. Often seen wearing skinny jeans, a suit jacket, sunglasses, and carrying a laptop briefcase, the saguarbro (or gal) spends his/her free time checking out the newest foodie and entertainment spots in Old Town Scottsdale, taking a bike ride along the canal, or enjoying a morning hike. A saguarbro also says things like "no worries, its a dry heat" or "seriously, it was only 60 degrees out today so I had to bring a coat."

I am looking for a job in Scottsdale, let me reach out to my saguarbro for some connections.

That saguarbro is wearing gloves and its 65 degrees outside.

Did you see that saguarbro that just walked into that office? I think I saw her at the club on Saturday.
The local coffee house was filled with saguarbros on their laptops.

by Edward Scottsdale May 6, 2018

Ho bro

Ho bro: used to reefer to a friend or a person who dresses or acts in a way to attract attention from the opposite sex. Someone who flirts constantly but doesn't want a relationship.

Dude, you're such a ho bro, why do you keep playing them?

by Pitagirl101 March 31, 2020