Hat

Something you wear on your head for four hours

I wore this head scratcher on my head for four hours so it’s now a hat

by LLMC July 31, 2019

hat on a sunny day

a blowjob from a very beautiful girl

‘hey baby can i get a hat on a sunny day?’

by big_donkey October 24, 2020

Ass hat

A ass hat is a something you can call that fried that exposed you secrets a word you can use to yell at that one annoying boy who keeps moaning in the class room

As you can see Ass hat is the perfect word to use

Bethany was a Ass hat because she told Jane that you masterbated to your step brothers voice so there for Bethany is a Ass hat

by Bigdick move February 26, 2020

Ass hat

The sorry hoes in your local supply chain, also known ass cock gobblers.

Those ass hats in supply chain are costing us money.

by Team Mopar South Division November 10, 2018

Nilla Wafer top hat time

It's the time you wear a hat made outta Nilla Wafers. It's the best time in the history of mankind!

One day, there was a knock at my door. A mysterious drifter was on the other side. In his hands was a box, and on his lips were the words, "Listen closely; I don't have much time." Then he reached in the box and pulled out a Nilla Wafer top hat from inside. He said, "Wear it when it's time." And I said, "What time?" And then he died. Later, I realized he was talking about Nilla Wafer top hat time.

by Handle Not Found August 27, 2023

hatted

/hat/•/ted/
Synonym for photoshopped

Yo, is that real?
No, I just hatted it.

by _ric_hard_ August 12, 2019

Big Gae Hat

Any hat that is colorful (aka a rainbow) or has a pride flag on it and if you wear it, you either the big gae or you support LGBTQ+, either way no one cares

Yea i just got a Big Gae Hat

by LmaoNa October 5, 2020