Piss Kiss

The act of two penises brought together at the head in an effort to urinate into the other’s urethra

I saw Bill & Criss piss kissing in the tool shed last night.

by Cornflicker69 June 29, 2021

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kiss of the mermaid

When there is too much water in the bong and you get some in your mouth.

*cough cough. Spit.*
Are you ok?
No i just got the kiss of the mermaid

by HonkyThomas September 4, 2018

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To speak with eloquence, wit, and charm; to be particularly articulate and loquacious. The phrase is often used in a lighthearted or humorous context, and may suggest that the speaker has been inspired by some supernatural force or source of inspiration, such as the Blarney Stone in Ireland. It can also imply that the speaker has had a few drinks and is feeling particularly gregarious.

It is translated from the Danish phrase “At kysse julenissen” (Olsen, U 2021).

We knew that Erik would kiss the goblin after all those Carlsbergs and we'd never shut him up!

by Dog Bolter April 2, 2023

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Pixy Kiss

When you put pixy stick candy on your tongue, squeeze your lips like a kiss, and blow it out at someones face.

Me: these pixy stix are the best.
Friend: Your sister is being a bitch.
Me: I know, what should i do about it?
Friend: Give her a pixy kiss.

by nacho000 March 30, 2011

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Glasgow Kiss

A punch to the face.

“The fuck? I ain’t ugly! Do you want a Glasgow Kiss?!”

by treyrjm March 4, 2020

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valkyrie's kiss

Noun.
When a hot shell casing from a firearm burns your skin and leaves a visible mark. Also known as a Valkyrie Kiss, kiss of a Valkyrie, or a Gun Hickey.

I went to the gun range this week and got a Valkyrie's Kiss on my arm!

by PewPewPew 'Merica May 31, 2018

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