piss dollar

A dollar bill that is intentionally thrown in a urinal in a public bathroom or port-a-potty, with the understanding that some poor bastard will pick it up at some point throughout the night. Bets between friends are usually placed on how long it will take to disappear.

Damn Joe I saw you buy a beer with some wet money, did you break down and grab that piss dollar that I threw in the pisser?

by BlackDan February 17, 2014

Piss Clepto

A small bladdered fuck who can't stop taking pisses!

(Responding to a request to pull over at the next gas station...) "Hey! Piss Clepto! It's 5 miles up the road! This bitch rolls strong 'til we get there"

by Gadeanz January 25, 2015

pissed spastic

someone who enjoys life to the fullest, does anything for friends at anytime,anywhere, anyhow, supplies house and children with all they need during pub's closed hours only.
Always the happiest and loudest in the pub. Never arguementive unless provoked and then able to deal with the problem without being ejected from hotel.

Often used as a form of abuse hurled from 16 year old daughters that think they know everything. As in: "Your never home, you never do anything, You are nothing but a pissed spastic, and where are MY sunglasses?"

by Kate Webster September 22, 2006

piss truck

The drug testing truck utilized in large sample collection, generally at blue collar work sites.

I showed up for work after a night out and the piss truck was there.

by The Giant Blue Salmon of Justice May 6, 2005

Aspara-Piss

The horrid smelling urine that comes after eating mass amounts of aspargus. The scent is usually strong enough to kill an elephant. If enough asparagus has been ingested, the aspara-piss may in fact be green.

Dude, I thought that party was going great. Why did everyone dip so early??

Miguel had a bad case of aspara-piss. We couldnt contain it to the bathroom. Nobody wanted to be in that gas chamber of a house anymore.

by GingerFarts13 June 19, 2011

Piss Shit

1. A shit that only takes as long as an average piss
2. Diariah

Jerry in class: Hey man I'm going to the bathroom
**comes back to class**
Jim: wow that was quick!

Jerry: I just dropped a piss shit ;)

by SlobOnMyKnobLikeCornOnTheCob August 3, 2015

Piss Quake

When a male holds off on urinating for a long while and once he finally urinates he experiences a pleasurable bodily quiver.

I was on a road trip holding in my piss and when I finally made it to the urinal I had an awesome piss quake! My eyes teared it felt so good!

by Noturgirl April 8, 2011