Piss Pecker

When one has to piss so badly that they are sporting a chubby while holding back the yellow stream.

Hey man, I don't think I'm gonna make it back to the house. I am totally sporting a raging Piss Pecker right now.

by Sepster September 21, 2011

piss flag

When a male zips up his pants after peeing and the front of shirt tail becomes entangled in the zipper and the zipper becomes stuck leaving a flag-like swatch of shirt protruding from stuck zipper.

I'm going to have to wear this piss flag until I get home and can un-jamb my zipper with Vice-Grips.

by wolfbait51 December 11, 2011

Piss Magnet

The legendary piss magnet discovered by Fin and Samuel, legend has it that if you piss in the right spot ot opens a portal to the shadow realm and never to be seen gain, there is only one known survivor of the shadow realm the legendary sorcerer Fetal

Wow there's the piss magnet one of the 8 wounders of the world

by Christopher Columbus_1451 April 15, 2023

Piss Shit

1. A shit that only takes as long as an average piss
2. Diariah

Jerry in class: Hey man I'm going to the bathroom
**comes back to class**
Jim: wow that was quick!

Jerry: I just dropped a piss shit ;)

by SlobOnMyKnobLikeCornOnTheCob August 3, 2015

Piss Slippage

a work colleague who consistantly rolls in later and later to work with no redress

"Piss Slippage" is a noun used to describe a person (a colleague) usually of Irish extraction who consistently rolls in to work later and later much to the annoyance of their colleagues

by T to the L June 23, 2011

Aspara-Piss

The horrid smelling urine that comes after eating mass amounts of aspargus. The scent is usually strong enough to kill an elephant. If enough asparagus has been ingested, the aspara-piss may in fact be green.

Dude, I thought that party was going great. Why did everyone dip so early??

Miguel had a bad case of aspara-piss. We couldnt contain it to the bathroom. Nobody wanted to be in that gas chamber of a house anymore.

by GingerFarts13 June 19, 2011

butterfly piss

When a girl pees during sex

"Dude, I was fucking my girlfriend last night & she butterfly pissed all over my dick!"

by cattitties February 8, 2014