Kamari penis

A Large Dark Penis

Kamari penis is a Large dark penis

by Rocket league Fanboy February 20, 2017

panda penis

A person who is unfortunate enough to have a penis of 3 inches in length.

That girl said Matthew Read had a panda penis.

by Lew April 27, 2004

Penis Tears

When a man goes up to his crying partner and wipes away their tears with his penis.

What's the matter baby, don't cry, do you want some penis tears?

by blazerchick5 February 19, 2011

Joel Penis

Unit of measurement used to describe a microscopic distance or length.

Matt: I think we might need a microscope cruise!
Cruise: why?
Matt: I think it's about a Joel penis long!

by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

Penis

A huge and or tiny thing guys have mostly sometimes called a cock

Hey daddy can I suck ur penis?~

by Cutiekuro March 7, 2020

Penis

A great way to start your day

i was sad but i sucked a penis and it made me happy

by peterwhofuckslikearabbit November 22, 2016

penis kiss

when two male urethra openings touch for a brief yet intimate moment.

I was so glad to see donny taft for the first time in almost two years. we had a wonderful penis kiss.

by topher paul January 12, 2008