by bigdaddyswag November 23, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is typically one of the few male creatures with a unreasonably large log between his beefy thighs, they say all Jordan's have their 3rd leg measured with a trundle wheel by the age of 11. by the age of 17 their cock is incredibly destructive as the force it gathers with its swings is so insurmountable that anyone in its way will perish. due to the amount of blood circulating through this log of theirs there heart has to work overtime, meaning they will die an early death, which if didn't happen civilization as we know it will most certainly collapse and fall under the supremacy of all of the Jordan cocks circulating through the cock economy.
by JordanCultFollower May 22, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. She/He is a person full of colors that can either be black to blue to yellow. They have so much clustered emotions that they need to let out. They usually are deep down a person that needs a hug.
by oklovechild October 25, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. A cool 8th grader at Welsh Valley Middle School that lives directly outside of Philadelphia in Bryn Mawr, PA who enjoys acting, going to the movies at the cinema, and long walks in the neighborhood with his friends.
by JDog1029 May 6, 2013
Get the Jordan Soffermug. A boy that i'll never lose feelings for. He makes you laugh every single time you get sad, he is an amazing person to be with. whenever you are feeling sad, he'll be by your side to help you get through your problems. He'll text you small paragraphs of comfort and say "ily" at the end. His laugh is so adorable, and he's SO CUTE I can't live anymore. This is the person i'm living for, the person that saved me and the reason for my happiness.
by linofaiiry February 15, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. jordan is an overall bitch. he is very nice to his friends but to other people he be fucking them up. he’s a rich guy who thinks he cool 🤟🤪 when he’s not. he’s nice when you get to know him personally most of the time. people might think he’s funny, most of the time uses your mom jokes thinking he’s cool
rui: guess what that guy did again
nari: who? jordan?
rui: who else. 😒
nari: let’s just go.
arik: yo bro what you doing
jordan: what else. being the coolest kid.🤟🤟🤘🤘
ella:omg bae😍😍
rui & nari: no
nari: who? jordan?
rui: who else. 😒
nari: let’s just go.
arik: yo bro what you doing
jordan: what else. being the coolest kid.🤟🤟🤘🤘
ella:omg bae😍😍
rui & nari: no
by naRi.. October 13, 2022
Get the jordanmug. Jordan Elbridge is a town in New York where all the ugly ass, druggy crackheads, bumfucks, mullet wearing twerps, slutty ass whores, racist ass bitches, social rejects live.
Jordan Elbridges School is even worse, you got the slutty girls, the slutty guys, and then the rest are just fucked up in the head, The kids there will treat you like shit and make you feel like absolute fucking nothing. DONT move out to Elbridge or Jordan New York. You will regret it.
Jordan Elbridges School is even worse, you got the slutty girls, the slutty guys, and then the rest are just fucked up in the head, The kids there will treat you like shit and make you feel like absolute fucking nothing. DONT move out to Elbridge or Jordan New York. You will regret it.
by ghost4444 October 16, 2022
Get the Jordan Elbridgemug.