never be like holmsy

darby kelly

darby kelly is a shit cunt and he will never be like holmsy

by fuckenshazzar December 5, 2016

Bounce it like scomo

Bouncing something off you with little to no effort and feel like a boss.

Spectator 1: did you see that? Looked so easy for Nadal to hit that ball.
Spectator 2: Yah, bounce it like scomo Nadal.

by FallenV May 7, 2019

hung like a skunk

to be incredibly hung over after a long ass night.

i went way too fuckin hard last night, im hung like a skunk

by anonymous January 29, 2022

Like a tank top

Something a ginger kid said at Fantasy World in Kissimmee, Florida who most likely had corona.

I scored a goal! Like a tank top!

by IndigoCircus January 18, 2021

like an asshole with teeth

A phrase describing how some peoples’ mouths are so surprisingly similar in appearance to an anus that it merits its own special phrase.

After analyzing hundreds of pictures of the Grabber in Chief, it was more than notable that his mouth looks exactly like an asshole with teeth.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2023

Birthday Like Spree

The liking of every post on one's wall on one's birthday, often seeming incapable of actually thanking the people who wrote.

Alex: Dude, Kramer liked every post on his wall. WTF

Ross: Yeah, man, he went on a birthday like spree

by Jorby September 8, 2011

sinda kounds like

'Sinda kounds like': a phrase that kinda sounds like 'kinda sounds like' = irony bro.

Cotton (misspeaks): Man I have to take Mall to the mom, er Mom to the mall.
Mitchen: Huh? Really? Sinda kounds like you can't talk, son!

by i'mcuttingedge April 10, 2016