Shower Squid

The mass of hair, conditioner, and other fluids that accumulate in a shower drain as a result of having long hair.

Man: “Gross, look at what I pulled out of the drain. How do I have any hair left?”
Woman: “It’s called a shower squid, embrace it!”

by Nervous Caterpillar October 16, 2018

Shower Head

Literally the most amazing feeling I feel bad for those who don’t have one

I love doing stuff with my shower head

Omg same it’s sensational

by FartLicker December 28, 2022

shower photo

your in love with me!>:)

gf: *sends picture in the shower*
bf: OMG SHES FINEEEEEE IN THIS SHOWER PHOTO

by urmommmmdhfhhhf April 26, 2022

2 Showers a day depressed

A Depression much different then your average I haven’t showered in two weeks depression. People may take these showers to be alone or to cry, or just to sit in the hot water for an hour and overthink everything questioning their existence. Showers are usually taken 2-3 times a day.

Bob: I haven’t showered in 3 weeks I- I smell like shit
Tiffany: lmao I showered 3 hours ago and I plan to do it again.

Bob: and that’s on 2 showers a day depressed

by Disposeahoe.com September 23, 2020

Unholy shower

The act of paying a homeless drug addict (or similarly repulsive person or people) to urinate upon someone.
Generally used as an insult.

"I paid $1 for your unholy shower, hopefully you'll smell better afterwards."

"You smell like you just took an unholy shower."

"I'd rather take an unholy shower...."

by VonTekuRyu July 2, 2017

April Showers

A male masturbation challenge where you can only masturbate in the shower during the month of April. This is a play off of April showers bring may flowers.

Hey bro you gonna participate in April showers?
No bro I hate jerkin in the shower!

by Jack Peterson May 15, 2018

Shower power hour

At a party when you steam the shower and or hotbox the bathroom strip to underwear and blast music

Let’s have a shower power hour and go nuts

by Ud rando June 7, 2023