China Syndrome

Also known as Mao's Revenge, this illness is typically the preserve of foreign visitors (normally Westerners) to China. Has been known to affect people immediately after arrival. Can involve the following symptoms. The shits, runny shits, very runny shits, explosive shits, firecracker shits (or ring of fire), vomiting, hallucinations, bloating, sponsorship from toilet roll and plunger companies, wishing for death, will writing, itchiness in the upper colon, last rites, dramatic weight loss and a general feeling of discontent. Constipation is not a symptom.

Be sure to bring a roll of Charmin with you, the local one-ply doesn't hold up to China Syndrome

by Unsuspecting Foreigner July 27, 2009

ptote syndrome

When you have a disease called ptote syndrome which causes you to restate the elements on the periodic table over and over without your knowledge of you doing it hence the name which stands for periodic table of the elements (p.t.o.t.e) this is a very severe disease caused by having to memorize it for a school project that you get a D- on

That guy jerry has ptote syndrome

by Joeym296 June 12, 2020

Stockholm Syndrome

Feelings of trust or affection felt in many cases of kidnapping or hostage-taking by a victim towards a captor often whilst wearing knitted turtlenecks.

"Stockholm Syndrome is the reason I have such a great relationship with both my men and my dogs"

by SplashMan93 May 7, 2017

HeathCliff Syndrom

The HeathCliff Syndrom is the yearning for the freedom of the infinite creativity. The ability to create, tweak, fix, and guide your own world. The ability to take part in the founding of civilization, and the living of life.

"Man, tom hasn't come out of his room since he started writing that book, he must have a pretty serious case of the HeathCliff Syndrom."

by NimbleSmoke January 21, 2020

Twitterette's Syndrome

Variant of Tourette's Syndrome which manifests itself solely through compulsive, repetitive, ignorant and inflammatory Tweets.

I'm sure we can avoid catastrophic trade wars if we just explain to the rest of the world that {POTUS} has Twitterette's Syndrome.

by Mr. Surly January 30, 2017

Underdog Syndrome

The Underdog Syndrome is when people root for the underdog.

Underdog Syndrome:
When someone roots for Milano instead of Real

Madrid

When someone says Animals is a better album than Dark Side Of The Moon

by LisaFraiHot August 4, 2018

Ishan Syndrome

When one loses the ability to sleep or in some cases lose certain everyday functions due to not having a nut.

Ishan: Ay bro did u nut yesterday?
Shayaan: Obviously, I have Ishan Syndrome.

by I love kpop November 23, 2019