Dog Pound

Nickname given to an all-girls-school where the majority of girls are ugly, slutty and/or bitchy. (Refering to them as 'dogs')

"She goes to the dog pound"

by [e-mail] August 11, 2006

fucking a dog

Doing absolutely nothing; engaging in no activities requiring any amount of attention, focus, or physical movement; being idle or lethargic

Where's Jimmy? I haven't seen him in hours.

Oh, he's upstairs fucking a dog.

by juusu January 8, 2009

reservoir dogs

The results of defecating in the water tank of a toilet.

"Don't tell anyone, but I totally left some nice reservoir dogs in the staff bathroom..."

by Leetamus September 3, 2009

service dog

A service dog is a dog that is specifically trained to perform tasks to help a disabled person. Service dogs are Different than Emotional Support and Therapy animals. Service dogs should never be distracted while working.

My service dog is trained alert to my seizures.

Please don't touch my Service Dog.

by Voodoothebeauceron September 21, 2016

joke dog

an individual who is the constant recipient of everyone else's ridicule and jokes.

1-Gordon was San Diemas High School's joke dog.
2-Kelly and Nicole will not tolerate being your joke dog.
3-"People say joke dog."

by unknown hizzy dwellar February 17, 2006

Tub the dogs

Have you ever tried to put two dogs in a bath tub. One just keeps jumpin out. This is very simular to trying to cram both of your balls into a girls twat. You can get one in, but as soon as you try to get the second one in, POP, out pops the first one.

Tubing the Dogs is very difficult

by Benner January 16, 2004

dog meat

Something of inferior quality.

(in the car)
Radio: "I'm blue...I'm in need of a guy, I'm in need of a guy, I'm in need of a guy..."
Chris: "Lame..."
Radio: "MMMMBop! Ba-du-bop-a-du-bop-ba-du-bop-ba-du-bop..."
Chris: "Mother of God..."
(5 minutes later)
Radio: "He was a skater boy, she said see you later boy..."
Chris: "THAT'S ENOUGH!!! Turn this shit off! Why the hell are we listening to this dog meat?"

(in China)
Mom: "Hey kids, how does Fido taste?"
Kid: "Terrible...this is total dog meat. Why can't we have cat again like last night? Hey Jing Jong, pass the MSG."

by Nick D September 1, 2004