French Popsicle

When pee freezes inside your urethra before it comes out. Your dick would probably fall off from frostbite if this were to occur. It's a popsicle, in your dick. A French popsicle.

"Hey Jimmy, don't you dare whip your dick out, it's like -40 degrees outside!"
"Hey bro I gotta GO! Ahhh shit, I got a French popsicle!"

by Yuckfu March 9, 2022

A French Bowl

The act of adding marijuana(or any other substance) to the bowl of a pipe or bong, on top of the ash of what was just smoked.

You don't need need to dump out the ash, just pack a french bowl.

by ganjalorde September 15, 2015

Mexican French

A horrible French accent, usually coming from people who originate in the North American continent.

American: *tries speaking French in France with a horrible accent to a local citizen*

Frenchman: "what is that, Mexican French?"

American: "woah, you can speak English too?!"

by An Honest Black Guy October 5, 2021

French swagger

A word describing a time when someone looks foreign and beautiful.

Oh my, he is such a geezer, he is a French swagger!

by evaurs June 24, 2021

Soggy french-fry

A male genitalia that will not be erect.

I could have it with him, because he had a soggy french-fry.

by Prince P July 2, 2011

French Vanilla

French Vanilla is when u French kiss a woman after cumming in her mouth then afterwards u go and grab a coffee

Yeah bro I just French vanilla'd my girlfriend after 3 months of dating I also tried it on a hooker before but that doesn't count I payed money for it

by DarthGtown May 15, 2024

French fry

a secret code name for a crush

Damn French fry is looking fine asf today

by ASHTON.IRWINS.DICK March 10, 2017