by SyafinazBinteIrfanBinFandiahma April 4, 2025
Get the I want my mum and dad to divorce and won’t show any Antasha privacy maybe mug.A male usually over 30-35 years who has a nice physic still looks in shape but lacks tone or physic in the mid section, Man boobs are appearing and a belly that says 'I like pizza beers and kebabs' and playing slot machines while holding a beer,
Person 1:"Did you see Johno down the pub,He's not what he looked ten years ago"
Person 2: Yeah since he had a few kids and got married he gained on some pounds
Person 1: Yeah but he still toned though he's in good shape just rocking that spare tyre around his waist
Person 2: He's got that Dad bod
Person 1: It suits him though he's almost 40
Person 2: Yeah since he had a few kids and got married he gained on some pounds
Person 1: Yeah but he still toned though he's in good shape just rocking that spare tyre around his waist
Person 2: He's got that Dad bod
Person 1: It suits him though he's almost 40
by Billyking January 18, 2022
Get the Dad Bod mug.A man possibly woman that didn't pull out in time so he left you because you're a complete accident that no even you mother loves. That's why she "dad's" have the audacity to leave you when you're 2. So if you still have one remember that he or she (who knows) absolutely hates you.
by Hail.za.queen June 6, 2021
Get the Dad mug.by Carne_Fresca September 12, 2019
Get the Dad mug.The most catastrophic and devastating insult available. Everytime a mortal mentions this forbidden word, the void approaches earth with greater magnitude
Carl: your'e mom gay
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight
world: suffers hideous injuries
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight
world: suffers hideous injuries
by nigglynigel March 12, 2018
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I love my dad he cares for me he protects me and most of all I love playig a good catch with him....I love you dad 😇
by BadassFucker!! March 6, 2016
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