nude me

When you want to strip naked and have random people get pics of you

Sammy (girl and drunk): nude me daddy
Jack : get down
Other guy : hell yeah📸📸

by Ladylions10 June 8, 2019

me on a tuesday

What you say when someone says something relatable

Michael: I sat in my favorite chair and suddenly there was a dick up my ass
Me: me on a Tuesday

by Some simp February 23, 2021

Fuuuuck me

Bro just fuck them. They’ve probably been waiting for this day and so have u

“Fuuuuck me😩” -“dude she wants it”

by anonymous July 27, 2021

me-mai

Pronounced "mee-may." Short for meter maids, the folks who check to see if you haven't paid the meter or are otherwise parked illegally---and then fine you.

I parked on King Street for five Goddamned minutes and wound up with a $45 ticket. I swear, man---the me-mai is worse than the po-po.

by bdawgy0 June 9, 2011

Hit me

To look at something, show off, point out.

New Range Rover, hit me!

by Coccroach December 13, 2019

When me

Me when

Me when when me

by When_ January 19, 2021

Me A person

A failure / a disappointment

Mom: You are Me A person
Me: No I'm not
Mom: You adopted
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Mr. Yeet 69420 September 16, 2021