David

mysterious.

person: yo look it’s some emo dude
other person: oh that’s just david

by user_310 February 20, 2024

David

David is tall funny cute has brown eyes and is the best kisser and is mind blowing in the bed and cannot forget about his enormously big dick

Damm David u have a big dick

by Suneo November 22, 2021

David Comish

David Comish does not want tea.

Me: The David Comish Commish

by benn lujdlhyfthbnow the real February 9, 2023

David Bernstein

Verb: The coolest Jewish person around, who knows how to munch munch and do magical tricks with the tongue who has it down to the science!

Omfg, did you hear what happened to Jessica? She said her legs were shaking after she got the David Bernstein experience!

by anonymous July 8, 2023

David

A gay child who cries a lot when he doesn’t get what he wants

He also can be very sexual

This nigga David is gay

by Cola you sue ma January 5, 2020

DAVID

Gay
like harang and stella too much

why are u david?

by 123david123 November 21, 2023

David

imagine the Nutty Professor but white and will never get the girl

Bruhhh stop acting like david

by BatmanIsSimba March 2, 2022