Christian

A big booty DILF Daddy who dominates a bitch with a 9 inch dick. Usually does sports and is naturally athletic with the advantage of his third leg. If you go out with a guy named Christian, BACKS WILL BE BROKEN

Christian is BIG

by JayCuttler November 16, 2021

Christian

A funny guy that bets people he will make roller coasters! He has a really weird ringtone

1. I called Christian

2. *No answer*
3. Hi if your trying to call Christian u have the wrong number

by Hockey_Funny_True June 1, 2020

Christian Sammie Dawes

Someone sexy who is, intelligent and super ambitious.

“He was such a Christian Sammie Dawes”

by cracker7777 April 1, 2024

Christian

The most annoying thingy ever. They think they are smart and 'above average IQ'. Cannot stop BLABBERING about their religion and always gets asked "Are you actually christian?"

He cannot stop talking about how much of a Christian he is.

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEE September 17, 2022

Christian

Christian is the type of guy who gets in trouble lots of the time, but is so hilarious! He makes everyone laugh and loves to get the attention. He tries to get girls' attentions, but he never gets the girl. However, Christian may not be as handsome as the other guys, he sure can make girls and people laugh!

Damn, I think Christian is so funny..

Ikr!

by bakedhyun September 4, 2017

Catholic Christianity

Use to describe only the best types of Catholics

The almighty Catholic Christianity is better then all you guys combined

by The Almighty Catholic October 18, 2021

Christian

Christian is a very cute name. All the guys named Christian are very cute and also write beautiful.

Where are you going Christian.

by Fireluciaro December 11, 2016