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the three bears

three editors on Urban Dictionary who spend more time ripping on each other and others than editing defs.
Once upon a time, there were three bears. One was called E-ACHU, who sneezed venom on the UD website and was superior to all other bears (at least in his own mind). One was called hammered......... hymen, who listened to music no one ever heard of (some of which nevertheless was cool) and let everyone know that he was the wisest one of all. The last was claymore, who would blow up for no good reason if you touched him (just like a claymore mine) and was therefore the best of the best. One day the three bears were arguing again about which one was the finest editor on UD, when all of a sudden a great big foot came down from the sky and crushed them to the tune of Sousa's "Liberty Bell March." And the rest of us lived happily ever after. AMEN
by a random UD editor, that's all December 28, 2005
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bear paw

The act of hitting a person with your hand while the fingers are curled inwards, but not in a fist. To make the strike an official "bear paw" one must follow the strike up by saying "bear paw."
Herman: Bear Paw!
Jebediah: Oh Christ that hurt!
by Bateman1111111 May 9, 2007
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lou-bear

The name given to a Louise, by a Lex. Only to be used to annoy, or get attention of said Louise.
Lex: Hey louise...
Louise: *doesnt answer*
Lex: Heyyyy Lou-bear!
Louise: Whatttttt?!

:D
by Lex-OH January 6, 2008
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bear crit

The act of hitting someone so hard in a single blow that they expire mortally as a result. Derived from 'The Golden Compass, in which Iorek Byrnison, a giant talking battlebear king, kills an opponent by knocking off his jaw in a single blow.
Basically a one shot, but usually applied to blows about the head and neck.
An expanded interpretation allows for any sort of killing blow or devastating attack, especially while fighting at a disadvantage.
Typically used it highly dramatic circumstance.
Yesterday I was mugged by a crackhead in Tampa. Instead of handing over my ice, I said 'Go get a job, crackhead.' As he raised his knife in retaliation I punched the junkie so hard in the teeth that his jaw flew out the BACK of his SKULL. This is an excellent real life example of a bear crit.
by apoth January 3, 2008
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Shake that bear!

Formally known as the act of shaking that bear. There us also the shake that bear scale used to rate the bear shaking of a performance. In order to receive cookies you must obtain at least a 9.5 outa 10 on the shake that bear scale. Remember, a happy bear is a shook bear. consider that bear shook.


SHAKE THAT BEAR YAHL!!!
Either some one that goes to high school and is in drum line named Aaron or Eddy



Shake that bear!
by Snagrom April 13, 2009
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Bear Trap

When wiping your ass and the toilet paper rips through resulting in shit on your fingers and no where to properly wipe or clean, other than more toilet paper.
I got bear trapped in the bathrrom.
by Andy Lara June 14, 2005
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Feed the Bear

"Yeah, last night we fed the bear. Yeah it was fun. The fungus under his nail didn't bother me."
by Jerome January 22, 2004
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