vacation dick

A dick that is either so large or small, that you can only tolerated for a short period of time.

He had a vacation dick, but it was okay 'cause I knew I was leaving in three days.

by satisfaction_jackson June 16, 2016

Dick up

Start acting like a man and drop ur balls

This man is acting like my baby brother he needs to dick up

by 127goat August 2, 2025

dick neck

a long neck shaped like a dick

"you seen yaliza??? the one with the dick neck?"

by qsuini September 27, 2021

eat dick mud

sturdy NY slang big bro spider man and venom say

yo eat dick mud

by Lachaballs June 9, 2024

dick spaghetti

After masturbating for a long period of time you finally shoot cum all over your belly. You then proceed to walk like a disabled person with Parkinson's to the shower to wash off all the semen. But the semen, instead of washing of easy, gets stuck in your pubic hair. It then forms some sort of 'layer' around it.

A: Dude, yesterday I was watching this video of someone giving this girl a huge semen bat and I came so much I created dick spaghetti in the shower.
B: Ew what the hell man?!

by Wacky Noodles January 16, 2017

Cactus Dick

When a fuckboy has a really good dick game but you know he isn’t good for you.

I can’t resist Brian’s cactus dick.

by EMarchetta13 January 26, 2018

Dog dick licking

Where your dog licks himself then right away licks ur face.

My dog was mad for leaving him in the car for a long time.. To where him was dog dick licking himself when i started the vehicle and right away he licked my face without swallowing.

by Bullcockyonyou, bullshutonu February 14, 2022