Ri-dick

A play off of the word ridiculous; A moment of complete shock as a result of another person's moment of complete douche-baggery.

Guy 1 "Dude did you see Alex take a shit on that guy's car?"
Guy 2 "Yeah man that was so Ri-dick"

by Siknik July 1, 2012

just like your dick

Useful comeback for when somebody says something that irritates you

^ Dude, that phony charm routine you use on women...it don't work anymore
> Yeah, just like your dick
^ Hey!

by thurb April 16, 2023

Dick Dizzy

Being Dick Dizzy is when a women is overly submissive to a male partner. Simular to a man being "pussy whipped".

"But I love him!" "Nah you're just dick dizzy."

by Nordic1nomad October 20, 2023

I like dick

I like dick means that someone likes a person named Dick.

Robert: I like dick
Jeffrey Thundercock: Did you mean you like the person named Dick?
Robert: yea ofc

by BabbleBoy June 11, 2024

Dick Eater

When a male or female temporarily consume a penis.

Bro did you see what he did last night? Now he's a Dick Eater.

by MISTER PENIS69 February 26, 2018

Dick day

The day were you can dick down your favorite friend or parents/cousins

Dick day

hey mom today’s dick day

by Papervut June 1, 2021

Dick in a oven

Putting dick in girl and leaving it there

wanna start a dick in a oven? im cold.

by Roxxaro June 10, 2019