what a wonderful fuck

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll fuck You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

Dull Fuck

Someone who doesn't drink; someone that's slow mentally

Brett is a dull fuck!!

by Cailuo October 19, 2016

Titty fuck

When you stick your nipple in someone’s asshole

Dude, Tracy titty fucked me so hard last night. I never knew she had such long nipples!

by Bignutboy101 February 1, 2019

Fucking with my math

When someone tries to help you out with something you're doing, but all they're doing is making it harder. The term comes from parents and how the switch to common core math and algebra only made things more complicated and harder, when the intent was to help make it easier

guy 1: *is moving something heavy through a doorway*

guy 2: "let me help you with that" *grabs the thing and starts moving it around on their own and shit*

guy 1: "can you just stop? you're fucking with my math"

by CalypsoKobold July 16, 2024

national fuck a brody

on this day (september 16th) you have sex with someone named brody

“wow do you know what day it is?”
“yes it’s National Fuck A Brody Day”

by derek smith September 7, 2020

FUCKING R U N

the phrase that your dad should yell at you when you're about to be chased by a grizzly bear

Grizzly bear. *growls at you*

Your dad: FUCKING R U N

by Someonewhoisdefinitelynotyou June 19, 2023

fuck me daddy

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