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Kick a Vick day

November 5th kick a Vick!

They're tacky lying ticks that copy and steal everything. Extremely 2 faced. protect yourself now with that kick! Use this day to make sure they stay rid!!!

Kick a Vick November 5th!!
Guy: hey you know what day it is!!!
Girl: kick a Vick day! You participating?
Guy: sure as hell am getting everyone to join n kick that try hard disgusting wanna b
by Supbich March 7, 2020
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National Suck ulyssa titty day

Suck some titties!! You can’t lose! It’s therapeutic for both male and female.
A day where females run their finger through whomever’s hair as they get their titties sucked. It is said that it is very therapeutic for a female.

National titty sucking day: a day where both male and female can enjoy sucking on some titties
“Hey today is national suck Ulyssa titty day
by Tit day tit day October 1, 2023
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National Nice Day

National Nice Day is on the 9th of July. Throughout the 24 hours of the day, people will have the right to legally have oral sex with someone, regardless of consent, or gender. However, people need to be 18 or older to do so. And no, people will not be allowed to have oral sex with any kind of non-human creature.
Guy 1: Dude! It's National Nice Day! You know what that means!
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.
by TheRandomGuy_BD June 1, 2022
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Eat A Vegan Day

Every other 19th of the month, you have the right to eat a vegan; They can’t defend themselves.
-GORGE! It’s eat a vegan day

-Fuck yeah!
by Fëlít June 26, 2022
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Hazy Days

1. Dude: "How been bruh?"

Bruh: "Just one of 'em hazy days"

2. Dude: "Aye, what happened this

morning?"

Bruh: "Hazy days partner, just

hazy days."
by Surpior_Applegam May 23, 2020
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Beat a pink's day

theres a one man names pink in discord we need to beat him in the Feb 12
beat him next day!
BEAT A PINK'S DAY NOW!
by RusTim113011 February 11, 2023
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national suck dick day

today is national suck dick day 😉 #letmesuckyourdick. (if you have a gf we can do it as friends tho) 🍆♥️
person 1 (hey its national suck dick day)
person 2 (yeah sure i have a gf tho)
person 1 (it dont matter its national suck dick day)
😉😉😉😉
by stargirl 💫 April 3, 2023
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