dick cheese

oh no 3 cheese cubes in dick help

toaster dick nerd
ass ouch owie

man i hate having dick cheese
dick cheese man
fucking dick cheese the doctors dont know how to remove it help
dick cheese eater

by casualtater August 20, 2019

Tizzle dick

Left ward sloping penis

Shawn is tizzle dick

by Pinkjesus October 27, 2022

Miami Dick

The reason women go down to Miami...The chronicles of what hangs in the trunks those beautiful bronze Cuban, Dominican, and Puerto Rican men in South Beach. Carried by guys like Tony Profane, Karlo Karrera, and Bruno Dickemz. The reason why BangBros is located in Miami. The original Vacation Dick.

We’re going to Miami this weekend, Mama needs some Miami Dick.

by Msginaaa April 24, 2021

Yugoslavian dick twister

The sick move where you use a powerful metal clamp to hold your penis in place and you twist your body like a beyblade on top of it until your dick is all messed up.

"So i tried out that Yugoslavian dick twister and it seriously messed my shit up"

by crushed2pieces July 1, 2024

Dick head

Camron

Friend 1: don’t be a dick head

Friend 2: you mean a camron

by No you ___ March 4, 2019

Schrödinger's Dick

Schrödinger's Dick: When someone mentions there cock size as a range for example 5-6 inches: their penis is in a quantum superposition in which is it simultaneously a range of sizes from 5 inches to 6 inches until observed with scale.

Example of Schrödinger's Dick Theory

Tony: My cock is about 5-7 inches
Max (parallel universe 1) : My six inch cock is bigger!
Max (parallel universe 2) : My six inch cock is smaller.

by oliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii March 12, 2025

Hop off my dick

when a person is constantly riding your dick with no registered license

She stay riding my dick like hop off my dick it’s becoming annoying

by jaylaharmani June 7, 2024