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[Toilet dragon]

1. A terrifying, unremovable creature that will not vacate the bowl of you're toilet without a fight- cannot be killed with tritional munitions, seek help of hobbit.
2. A sentient, rabid turd with razor sharp teeth- commonly found with glowing, malevolant eyes filled with a ravenous hatred of all things living: vacate home and avoid all plumbing and psychological help and do not under any circumstance take the medications for you're mental health or stop licking that hallucinagenic toad you are holding.
Trust noone and never stop running- they are all working with it, trust and believe.
The struggle is as real as you're need for professional help, because noone can save you now, and it's only a matter of time before carl the turd finishes his work and ends the life anyone unfortanute enough to lay eyes on this unrelenting incarnate of evil- it will not stop until you are dead and has followers everywhere so get used to running and holding it at all costs.
Good luck, you will need it.
1. Sounds like you've got a Toilet dragon in there... I'll just go outside.
2. Oh no, I just made a Toilet dragon, it's all over now, this is all folks. The teeth....
by shiftmybits February 1, 2018
mugGet the [Toilet dragon]mug.

Skibidi Toilet

by LOL_AMERICAAA June 26, 2024
mugGet the Skibidi Toiletmug.

toilet hat-trick

Sitting on the toilet and get in 3 different things, like dumping sperm in the toilet, urinating over it and shit on it. Or a menstrual loaf, urinating over it and shit on it.
I accomplished a toilet hat-trick this morning, after dumping some sperm in the toilet I pissed over it and shat on it!
by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017
mugGet the toilet hat-trickmug.

national skibidi toilet day

a day where everyone needs to say skibidi toilet at least 10 times or you are not the rizzler
charlie:skibidi toilet x10
lola:what are you doing

charlie:what it’s just national skibidi toilet day
by yousmell12354 April 23, 2024
mugGet the national skibidi toilet daymug.

Slutty Toilet

A word to describe one's poor internet.
Cooper: Hey Gina, your slutty toilet is fucking up again
Gina: Oh damn my slutty toilet!
by AHandsomeGuy July 28, 2016
mugGet the Slutty Toiletmug.

Toilet Teaser

When your poo is stuck in your pipe and just isnt for budging.
I just had a while dose of toilet teaser the other day. Okay now after 3 bottles of laxative.
by mk11 October 22, 2010
mugGet the Toilet Teasermug.

Skibidi Toilet

"Skibidi toilet"refers to a popular series of surrealist, short videos on YouTube that features an army of human-headed toilets fighting a war against another army of camera-headed men, according to Forbes and The Columbus Dispatch. The phrase is often used as slang, sometimes to indicate something bad or trashy, or as a term of approval.
by sillypersonn May 6, 2025
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