good meat

When the hitters in the meat of the order for a baseball team overall do well in the game.

That was good meat by the Yankees tonight. Their 3-4-5 hitters had six hits!

by Ereck Flowers August 23, 2017

Meat sneezes

When an individual has consumed an inappropriate amount of meat that they have an uncontrollable sneezing fit.

Adam has the meat sneezes from eating to much brisket.

by Gingersnapped03 September 29, 2020

Polish the meat

When its just you and your right hand (unless youre a lefty) and you get in a good mood, and just let your Jesus juices fly

Jimmy's girlfriend left him, so he was just left to "Polish the meat"

by Daboyyyy August 24, 2013

Meat Harbor

Another term for a Vagina.

Bob told Margaret he had a delivery for her Meat Harbor.

by RealTruth12 August 13, 2012

meat watcher

Someone who is obsessed with watching a dudes package trying to see if it’s a big one or not.

Savannah Rose is a meat watcher! She’s obsessed with going to the bars and checking out the dudes packages.

by MizGriz69 May 12, 2022

meat broom

An extremely long penis with a bulbous tip which makes it resemble a broom. It's used to sweep dust bunnies out of a pussy.

"Bro, I found this sweet Gmilf. I cleaned her with my meat broom."

by crepuscular March 11, 2017

SHMEATY MEAT

Meat is a tiny man who loves basketbol, he is an 2K MyPlayer and basically customised an NPC

"GET YOUR MEAT OFF ME MEAT"
"MEEEEAT"
"SHMEATY MEAT"

by BOLnotReal August 15, 2023