Hand off

When you are interested in someone or perphaps even dating them and all of a sudden they give your number to one of their freinds. This is the ultimate slap in the face. It's like saying "hey I tried he/she out and didn't like them, but maybe you should try it out or atleast take one for the team.

I can't believe he gave me the hand off. What a tool bag! he could atleast hand me off to someone hot.

by get it wright October 17, 2011

melon off

Traditional male game often played at partys or gatherings. Requires: male players, erections, melons

Males make sizeable incision into centre of melon. Players then muster up, by whatever means possible, a stiff erection. Melons are then placed on top of stiify. The winner of the game is last man standing with a melon still penetrated.

Dave won the melon off last night. What a hoor a pissy boner he had.

by thebigheed June 13, 2007

jilling off

Masturbating (female): backformed from "jack off"

This dyke loves to watch girls jilling off for real, not faking it on stupid breeder porn.

by Sikozu Sta.-Ána September 4, 2003

the jump off

When something fantastic happens that will enable for more good things to happen in the future

As seen in the song "The Jump Off" by Plastic Little

A 40 and and a blunt... that's the jump off
Shawty had a gun and a block 'bout to rob the chinese shop, while she's suckin' my cock... now that's a two part jump off

by limelight August 26, 2006

rip-off

Anything offered by Rogers cable

Rogers guy:
your internet and cable will comes to only 100 bucks a month!

Me:
Fuck you that's a rip-off!!!

by CheapAss June 29, 2004

Jerking Off

The act of consuming a delicious beef jerky snack.

My mom asked "How do you eat that stuff"? after she caught me jerking off last night.

by Pirate Suite January 20, 2008

off the heezy

off the hook (i.e. cool; slammin')

Yo, that shiznay is off the heezy fo' sheezy!

by shizzlemynizzle May 25, 2003