gay ethan

A taller peach haired man that sucks short Asian cock and lives in a trailer park
Also has red hair and has many wife’s and husbands .

Look there’s a gay Ethan with an Asian man.

by Gayism October 2, 2019

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Gay porn

Mmm, gay porn. Nothing better than seeing two muscular, buff men slamming each other in the tight, tight anus. If you're lucky, you'll get some tongue-in-ass play!

Ooooh, Bobby, fuck my ass harder. Derek, can you take my big, three inch cock?

by Sephiroth. November 20, 2003

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Conveniently Gay

When someone in a heterosexual relationship decides that they no longer want to be in their relationship and look for a quick escape by claiming they just realized they are gay.

(Conveniently Gay Female to Long-Term Male Companion): I'm sorry, but I just don't think we can keep seeing each other.

(Male Companion): What? The wedding is next week, did I do something wrong?

(Conveniently Gay Female): No, my best friend just helped me realize that I am actually gay.

(Male Companion): That sucks...

by Gemgasmic August 4, 2009

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The worst thing you can have it is bigger than the biggest gayest gay

Doctor: Sir I have some bad news

Patient : what is it...
Doctor :you have infinite gay

Patient: *dies*

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Gay Hairdresser

A gay hairdresser is someone you utterly spill your guts to about relationships, breakups, social happenings, and related nonsense.

The phrase takes its origin from how in films and television shows a woman will dump or have a deep self centered conversation with their gay hairdresser or friend.

(The thanksgiving episode of king of the hill is a good example)

"So that was when she broke up with me. I felt like i was dicked around."

"Thats rough."

"Aw, shit, sorry dude. I didn't mean to make you my gay hairdresser."

by AtomickBombick October 16, 2008

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