Any open hole (natural or created) that a pretzel can be crammed in while the target is asleep. Best times for "Pretzel holeing" are strictly between 11:00pm-4:00am unless the drunk bastard falls asleep before prime pretzel holeing times.
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Has broken windows and the beers on tap are flat and warm
Has broken windows and the beers on tap are flat and warm
by VinnieHaz February 25, 2023
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by druehorn May 8, 2017
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(Trying to play pool with a wet rope.)
(Trying to play pool with a wet rope.)
I couldn't get completely hard so I ended up doing about 45 seconds of hole smacking and then I asked her to make me a sandwich.
by deadsleepdead May 16, 2014
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Gary : Hey Rod, thanks for inviting me over for some patio margs. Can I run inside real quick and take a piss?
Rod: Nah just use the Corona Hole over there by the fence. I just dug a new one today so it’s all you. I’ll throw you some hand sanitizer.
Rod: Nah just use the Corona Hole over there by the fence. I just dug a new one today so it’s all you. I’ll throw you some hand sanitizer.
by Prizza and Beer May 27, 2020
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