poop the apple

To bring an unnecessarily painful process upon oneself.

You want to stand in that line for an hour to buy those tickets? Don't poop the apple man, just buy them online the day before.

by amrcn_werewolf May 31, 2018

poop sleuth

A person who always smells shit but can never seem to find the source.

Betty was too busy being a poop sleuth that she didn't even realize it was her own funk she was smelling.

by Narcolovely June 2, 2018

poop meditation

Meditating on pooping, while pooping.

I beat constipation, through poop meditation. #poopMeditation

by poopNow July 11, 2016

Thrill Poop

Gambling with potential embarrassment!

The act of relieving ones bowels in a public bathroom or porto-potty but leaving the door unlocked in hopes that no one walks in on you.

Everything went wrong during yesterday's thrill poop. I'm sure Facebook pictures will be posted very soon.

by A⭐️⚡️ December 8, 2015

Poop-jack

The activity in which a male masturbates while defacating on the toilet.

Guy waiting in line for stall: "Hey how are long are you gonna be in there? Are you Poop-jacking right now?"

Guy in stall: "No I'm just pooping. I am browsing though."

by YeetYateYote July 18, 2018

Poop Shame

The shame you feel about the odor left behind after needing to use the bathroom at a friends house, new girlfriend/boyfriends apartment, or in an awkward public toilet or location. Also applies to the shame felt upon people knowing you are responsible for a particularly gnarly poop.

Directed at the person after taking a poop - ‘haha poop shame!’
As used by the pooper - ‘Sorry man, I have all kinds of poop shame right now’

by Supersparkleunicorn December 17, 2018

Poop check

When you roughly shove two of your fingers into the anus of another individual, its a game of who can scream the loudest.

"Demi totally got poop checked this morning, she fucking screamed"

by pornhub2000 April 2, 2019