purple tower

used by middle schoolers to skirt saying 'dildo'

person1: bro she was talking about her purple tower...
person2: just say dildo dude, but yeah that's weird-

by dudewhomemes October 28, 2022

Purple

A color made by mixing the colors blue and red.
Purple is also the color of a guy

1: Hi! What color is my shirt? I am colorblind.
2:Purple.

by you_R_cool November 29, 2022

Purple is a fruit

a very believable and honest description of pure knowledge... and fuck my life perpendicular... YELLOWISACOLORTOO, as if i would pour more ketchup when absolutely necessary. i mean, yea bitch lets give donald trump a brick. Im NoT a PuBeScEnT chair leg im just a person with high expectations

Purple is a fruit, and yer a wizard harry!
Elmo: "whats your favourite froot?

Billy: "its a gra...."
Elmo: "PURPLE IS A FROOT WORSHIP MEEEEE!?!?!?"

by Incognito doorbell October 2, 2017

purple python head

When a males penis head turns purple.

Man i have a purple python head

by Kayla baby June 11, 2008

Purple heart

Some fuck shit that Sam and Jesse keep secret but will reference for jokes

Sam: look at the that

Jesse: Purple Heart
Me: what’s that mean
Both Sam and Jesse: we’d tell you if it wasn’t so awful

by Gilroysgotit October 18, 2025

Purple Bawlzie

A term for what happens when a man has his balls tickled for too long and large amounts of blood accumulate in the testicles

"I gave him a purple bawlzie"

by PHartsniffer March 3, 2021

Barney the purple dinosaur

Someone people would try to deny knowing if they were seen hanging out with him.

Girl- I dont know Barney the purple dinosaur!
Kids at school- We saw you hanging out with him, we know it was you!

by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020