Taking a giant shit by the side of the road and leaving it there. Could be in any number of areas including, but not limited to: Iowa, Wisconsin, the Dakotas, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Rural New York, anywhere in New Jersey, Appalachia, the South, unpopulated swaths of the American West, and anywhere people wake up after a bender or have driven on a road trip after contracting food poisoning. May or may not include napkins, underwear and undergarments. (Pre-COVID, might also have included cleaning wipes if they were in the vehicle.)
Oh, man, I shit littered off of exit 464 again... I think it was the combo of last night's Toppers and the raw egg burger that may have given me food poisoning.
by Orcharge October 16, 2020
Get the Shit litter mug.The straight-backed, knee-locked, cheek-clenched speed-walk to the bathroom to take a shit. Happens when you're about to shit yourself but can't run to the toilet because you need total muscle control to keep from shitting your pants. One is often unable to communicate with others because talking might divert concentration from the sphincter.
Man 1: "Did John hurt himself recently? He was walking funny when I saw him a minute ago."
Man 2: "No, Man. We went to Chipotle for lunch and he was probably just taking a Shit Sprint to the bathroom. I think I set a world record when I did the same thing half an hour ago."
Man 2: "No, Man. We went to Chipotle for lunch and he was probably just taking a Shit Sprint to the bathroom. I think I set a world record when I did the same thing half an hour ago."
by sociologistjosh March 30, 2019
Get the Shit Sprint mug.An angry old man yelling at a caregiver that his wife needs. She is really in charge of the household and the disabled woman, but the old, old man craps, sneezes and spits all over the place trying to gain status.
"Hey, sir, the caregiver in charge said she is in charge of where the soup bowls go." "The shit she is," he replies!!!
"Hey, L.I.D., why don't you shower?" "Don't tell me what to do. I showered last week."
"Hey, pappy, why are you spitting in the sink? You're not allowed to do that, according to the lead caregiver in charge." "The shit she is in charge. I'll spit wherever I want to spit."
"Hey, L.I.D., why don't you shower?" "Don't tell me what to do. I showered last week."
"Hey, pappy, why are you spitting in the sink? You're not allowed to do that, according to the lead caregiver in charge." "The shit she is in charge. I'll spit wherever I want to spit."
by cheesecake lady August 10, 2012
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Get the Holiday Shits mug.the act of someone giving a terrible attempt to photoshop their photo. Commonly used for campaign ads for diet pills or for teen girls trying to make there stomach look thinner, boobs look bigger, or teeth look whiter.
Alex: did you see christy's new myspace picture she looks pretty weird
Patty: yeah she definetly shit-shopped that one
Patty: yeah she definetly shit-shopped that one
by Paterson9434516 June 28, 2010
Get the shit-shopped mug.When one feels the sudden urge to shit due to the fear of not being able to shit. When one is confined to a small area or being trapped in an area where there is no toilet and as a result gets nervous/has an anxiety attack and has the sudden urge to shit.
Can happen in cars, buses, trams and trains...anywhere that one can not use the facilities.
Can happen in cars, buses, trams and trains...anywhere that one can not use the facilities.
"Are you ok man?"
"Nah mate, my panic shitting is flaring up again"
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That guy has a classic case of the panic shits
"Nah mate, my panic shitting is flaring up again"
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That guy has a classic case of the panic shits
by cricketfanbb3/6 December 27, 2010
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