Silky Shower

When a group of 3 or more males enter a shower and have a jerk circ

Guy 1 "Hello gentlemen, would thou like to have a silky shower
Guy 2 "Thy would love to attend"

by Suckmybeno June 20, 2018

mommy shower

Wiping yourself down with a baby wipe as an alternative to bathing.

I had no time to get ready today, so I took a mommy shower.

by Insignificance October 7, 2009

Too long in the shower

Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain

"Heard about that guy who took too long in the shower" " yeah I heard he nearly died "

by Boredom888 June 10, 2018

Blood shower

Blood shower is when you intake many womens period blood

"Girl make a Blood shower and let swin in it!!!"

by Bbcmanbbg December 14, 2022

Terrible shower

When you run out of toilet paper and have to take a show to clean your ass.

After taking a dump I went to reach for the tp and none was close so I had to take a terrible shower.

by rwaboss March 7, 2020

pre-shower project-ponder

Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.

After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.

by QuacksO August 1, 2019

chateau shower

when you stay in the chateau in France and do a shit in the public showers.

haynes you wouldn't believe it i caught sam last night doing a chateau shower

by butt chug chad September 17, 2020